Bad Joke
From Cassette Beasts
Bad Joke
Miscellaneous
| Type | |
|---|---|
| Accuracy | Unavoidable |
| Use Cost | 0 AP |
| Copyable | Yes |
| Priority | Normal (0) |
Description
The user tells a random joke. This has no effect.
Additional Information
The joke is chosen randomly from the following.
English
| Topic | Joke |
|---|---|
| Traffikrab | Why did the Traffikrab NOT cross the road? It could only do the side walk! |
| Traffikrab | What does Traffikrab put on its traffic toast? Traffic jam! |
| Traffikrab | Why don’t Traffikrabs share their food? Because they’re shellfish! |
| Traffikrab | Why did Traffikrab’s friends ghost him? His puns were clawful! |
| Skelevangelist | Why do Skelevangelists always play the xylophone? They don’t have organs! |
| Icepeck | How does Icepeck build its home? Igloos it together! |
| Bulletino | What do Bulletinos eat? Nothing, they fast! |
| Sanzatime | What does Sanzatime do after eating if it’s still hungry? It goes back four seconds! |
| Jellyton | How much does a pile of bones covered in purple slime weigh? One jelly-ton! |
| Sanzatime | Why should you never eat Sanzatime? It’s too time-consuming! |
| Stardigrade | Did you hear about Stardigrade’s claustrophobia? He just really needs some space. |
| Sparktan | What do Sparktan wear under their armour? Thunderpants! |
| Liligator | What do you call a Liligator in a vest? An investigator! |
| Jumpkin | Why did the Jumpkin couple have a big wedding? Because they cantaloupe! |
| Type reactions | I have a joke about elemental chemistry, but I doubt it’ll get a reaction... |
| Twirligig | Why did the Twirligig get promoted? She was outstanding in her field! |
| Busheye | Where do Busheye go to learn? Elementree school! |
| Landkeepers | Why did the Landkeeper seek a psychiatrist? He had an apartment complex! |
| Landkeepers | What’s a Landkeeper’s favourite hot drink? Proper-tea! |
| Landkeepers | What kind of clothing will a Landkeeper try to sell you? An ad-dress! |
How to obtain
Bad Joke may be obtained when a compatible tape levels up.
Compatible Species
| Species | Num | Type | Method | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
 | Apocrowlypse | #048 | Sticker | |
 | Blunderbusk | #??? | Initial | |
 | Brushroom | #069 | Sticker | |
 | Candevil | #014 | Sticker | |
 | Charlequin | #??? | Initial | |
 | Cluckabilly | #100 | Sticker | |
 | Decibelle | #025 | Sticker | |
 | Elfless | #066 | Sticker | |
 | Faerious | #068 | Sticker | |
 | Fragliacci | #??? | Initial | |
 | Fungogh | #070 | Sticker | |
 | Grampus | #067 | Sticker | |
 | Gumbaal | #018 | Sticker | |
 | Kuneko | #110 |  | |
 | Malchemy | #015 | Sticker | |
 | Miasmodeus | #016 | Sticker | |
 | Muskrateer | #061 | Sticker | |
 | Nevermort | #047 | Sticker | |
 | Picksie | #128 | Sticker | |
 | Pombomb | #104 | Sticker | |
 | Ratcousel | #062 | Sticker | |
 | Rockertrice | #101 | Sticker | |
 | Shining Kuneko | #111 | Initial | |
 | Sirenade | #024 | Sticker | |
 | Spitzfyre | #105 | Sticker | |
 | Vendemon | #017 | Sticker | |
