Bad Joke

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Bad Joke
Miscellaneous
Type
AccuracyUnavoidable
Use Cost0 AP
CopyableYes
PriorityNormal (0)

Bad Joke is a Typeless Move.

Description

The user tells a random joke. This has no effect.

Additional Information

The joke is chosen randomly from the following.

English

TopicJoke
TraffikrabWhy did the Traffikrab NOT cross the road? It could only do the side walk!
TraffikrabWhat does Traffikrab put on its traffic toast? Traffic jam!
TraffikrabWhy don’t Traffikrabs share their food? Because they’re shellfish!
TraffikrabWhy did Traffikrab’s friends ghost him? His puns were clawful!
SkelevangelistWhy do Skelevangelists always play the xylophone? They don’t have organs!
IcepeckHow does Icepeck build its home? Igloos it together!
BulletinoWhat do Bulletinos eat? Nothing, they fast!
SanzatimeWhat does Sanzatime do after eating if it’s still hungry? It goes back four seconds!
JellytonHow much does a pile of bones covered in purple slime weigh? One jelly-ton!
SanzatimeWhy should you never eat Sanzatime? It’s too time-consuming!
StardigradeDid you hear about Stardigrade’s claustrophobia? He just really needs some space.
SparktanWhat do Sparktan wear under their armour? Thunderpants!
LiligatorWhat do you call a Liligator in a vest? An investigator!
JumpkinWhy did the Jumpkin couple have a big wedding? Because they cantaloupe!
Type reactionsI have a joke about elemental chemistry, but I doubt it’ll get a reaction...
TwirligigWhy did the Twirligig get promoted? She was outstanding in her field!
BusheyeWhere do Busheye go to learn? Elementree school!
LandkeepersWhy did the Landkeeper seek a psychiatrist? He had an apartment complex!
LandkeepersWhat’s a Landkeeper’s favourite hot drink? Proper-tea!
LandkeepersWhat kind of clothing will a Landkeeper try to sell you? An ad-dress!

How to obtain

Bad Joke may be obtained when a compatible tape levels up.


Compatible Species

SpeciesNumTypeMethod
Apocrowlypse.pngApocrowlypse#048Sticker
Blunderbusk.pngBlunderbusk#???Initial
Brushroom.pngBrushroom#069Sticker
Candevil.pngCandevil#014Sticker
Charlequin.pngCharlequin#???Initial
Cluckabilly.pngCluckabilly#100Sticker
Decibelle.pngDecibelle#025Sticker
Elfless.pngElfless#066Sticker
Faerious.pngFaerious#068Sticker
Fragliacci.pngFragliacci#???Initial
Fungogh.pngFungogh#070Sticker
Grampus.pngGrampus#067Sticker
Gumbaal.pngGumbaal#018Sticker
Hauntome.pngHauntome#???Sticker
Kuneko.pngKuneko#110Star-white.pngStar-white.pngStar-white.png
Malchemy.pngMalchemy#015Sticker
Miasmodeus.pngMiasmodeus#016Sticker
Muskrateer.pngMuskrateer#061Sticker
Nevermort.pngNevermort#047Sticker
Picksie.pngPicksie#128Sticker
Pombomb.pngPombomb#104Sticker
Ratcousel.pngRatcousel#062Sticker
Rockertrice.pngRockertrice#101Sticker
Shining Kuneko.pngShining Kuneko#111Initial
Sirenade.pngSirenade#024Sticker
Spitzfyre.pngSpitzfyre#105Sticker
Vendemon.pngVendemon#017Sticker