Heckahedron/Dialogue

From Cassette Beasts

These are Heckahedron's dialogues.

Pre-battle

  • Heckahedron: 3RD DIMENSIONAL SPACE IS IMPERFECT. SCIENCE AND MATHEMATICS REMAIN TRUE. ALL THINGS HAVE 4 SIDES.
If current partner is Kayleigh:
  • Kayleigh: This Archangel seems a bit eccentric, but maybe it’s a friendly one!
If current partner is Eugene:
  • Eugene: This thing is kind of hard to look at...
If current partner is Meredith:
  • Meredith: I’d say this thing hasn’t got its head screwed on right, but it seems to lack a head altogether.
If current partner is Felix:
  • Felix: Perhaps this one won’t try to attack us. What do you think?
If current partner is Viola:
  • Viola: Is this spirit a philosopher of sorts? Or is it simply in the grips of madness?
If current partner is Barkley:
  • Barkley: Arf?
If current partner is Sunny:
  • Sunny: I am afraid I don't know what you're talking about...
  • Heckahedron: NO. I SEE INCONSISTENCY WITHIN YOU. YOU ARE IMPERFECT BEINGS. LET ME RIGHT ALL YOUR WRONG ANGLES!

Post-battle

  • Heckahedron: ARE MY ANGLES IMPERFECT ALSO? THE CALCULATIONS WERE CORRECT... I HAVE FAILED IN 3 SIMULTANEOUS DIMENSIONS.
  • Aleph: WHAT GOOD TIMING! I WAS JUST THINKING HOW I NEEDED TO RECRUIT SOMEONE WHO’S GOOD WITH NUMBERS. HOW’D YOU LIKE A JOB, MY NEW CUBOID FRIEND?
If current partner is Kayleigh:
  • Kayleigh: It turned out that wasn’t a friendly Archangel after all. Just our luck!
If current partner is Eugene:
  • Eugene: That Archangel was strange. It felt like no matter what angle I saw it from, it looked the same.
If current partner is Meredith:
  • Meredith: I guess that was another addition to my list of “weird things on this island that tried to kill me”. Great stuff, mate.
If current partner is Felix:
  • Felix: Next time we meet an Archangel, I’ll just assume it wants to kill us straight away.
If current partner is Viola:
  • Viola: If there was method in that spirit’s madness, I did not see it.
If current partner is Sunny:
  • Sunny: Archangels are pretty strange, aren't they...?

Magikrab's Gauntlet

  • Heckahedron: THE IMPERFECT ANGLE IN ALL THINGS. I PERCEIVE IT WITHIN YOU, TOO. IT IS AN ABOMINATION.