Eugene/Dialogue

These are Eugene's dialogues.

Relationship Level Scenes

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Campsite and Gramophone Café Conversations

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Partner Interactions in the Gramophone Café

Eugene and Kayleigh

• Kayleigh: ...I don’t understand you, Eugene. You love all this “save the community” stuff, but you don’t want to join the rangers with me?

• Eugene: It’s nothing personal. I’m just a loose cannon, is all. A lone wolf. I can’t abide by an organisation that might hold me back.

• Kayleigh: I don’t think that’s it. I think you’re scared that you might fail the entry test!

• Eugene: Th-that’s not it at all!

Eugene and Meredith

• Meredith: ...I did have some engineering work to do back at the shop, but I might just swerve it for now.

• Eugene: Yeah! You gotta take a break sometimes, buddy!

• Eugene: …. Wait, what did you say just now?

• Meredith: Uhh, I said I had some engineering work to do?

• Eugene: What did you say after that…?

• Meredith: ...I was gonna swerve it?

• Eugene: Is that a phrase? To “swerve” something?

• Meredith: Oh, I mean, yeah. Like if you’re going to skip out on doing something or going somewhere, that’s you “swerving” it.

• Eugene: OK, gotcha. I shall embrace your unusual slang with an open mind.

• Meredith: I think I’m gonna swerve this whole conversation.

Eugene and Felix

• Eugene: ...So you quit your job, because your bosses kept screwing you around?

• Felix: Pretty much. It’s more than that, though. If I went to work somewhere else, I’d just have another boss giving me orders.

• Felix: The only way to break the cycle is to work for myself. No more bosses.

• Eugene: Yeah! That’s the spirit! No more bosses – live on your own terms, man!

• Felix: Though my career plans have hit a roadblock recently. I think it happened after I fell through time and space and ended up living on monster island.

• Eugene: It happens to the best of us!

Eugene and Viola

• Eugene: ...So you washed up on New Wirral after being shipwrecked in a storm, [pause]right?

• Viola: Yes, that is correct.

• Eugene: And you’re looking for your twin brother, Sebastian…

• Eugene: This just sounds really familiar and I don’t know why. Are you famous? Have we met before?

• Viola: I can assure you that I am no-one of notoriety or interest. As for whether we’ve met? I’m sure I would remember someone as spirited as thee, Eugene.

• Eugene: I guess so. Still, your story seems so familiar…

Eugene and Barkley

• Eugene: ...So you’re a dog.

• Barkley: Arf!

• Eugene: …But you can use a cassette player to transform into monsters like the rest of us.

• Barkley: Arf arf!

• Eugene: Are you some kind of… magical talking dog? From another world?

• Barkley: Arf!

• Eugene: Hmm. I guess not.